Shes gonna get Bionic on your ass

by Mike


Nananananana…that’s the sound of bionic penises everywhere amping up for the latest remake of 70’s TV show was not so great to begin with. This time we get hottie Michelle Ryan in the role.

The good folks over at the BBC give us this:

Former EastEnders star Michelle Ryan has landed the lead role in a remake of 1970s TV show The Bionic Woman. The 22-year-old, who played Zoe Slater in the BBC soap for five years, beat a host of Hollywood names to the role, according to industry paper Variety. She will play Jaime Sommers, a tennis professional whose body is rebuilt with electronic parts after an accident, giving her superhuman abilities.

For those that don’t remember the Bionic Woman and I’m sure there are many that do not below is a clip to remind you the grand scientific breakthroughs mankind made in the 80’s supposedly. What I wanna know is how come we can have a Bionic Woman but I still can’t get my damn VCR to stop blinking…what the hell gives.


~ by Mike on February 15, 2007.

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